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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.