One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you were planning for an epic undersea career! π π§ββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because theyβre looking for ideas. Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job. There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.