Onion rings? I’m answering. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you onions, make sure they come with a side of rings! 🧅🔔😋 Related funny posts 🤝 Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer. I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion. Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.