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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

May 24, 2026

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

May 23, 2026

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

May 23, 2026

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

May 23, 2026

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

May 20, 2026

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

May 19, 2026

Onion rings? I’m answering.

May 19, 2026

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Apr 1, 2026

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Mar 31, 2026

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Mar 31, 2026