Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I missed the "how to be a human vacuum" class in school! 😂🧹 Related funny posts 🤝 Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean? Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace. I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job. Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay. Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.