Only DM me if you like disappointment. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sliding into DMs like: "I brought cookies, but they burned. Perfect match? 🍪🔥😅" Related funny posts 🤝 You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore. Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less. You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her? Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.