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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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This sounds like the perfect recipe for a wacky brunch! 🥯🍔😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bagel, burger, comparison, everything, everything bagel, food, food metaphor, humor, just, metaphor, nothing, nothing burger, self-deprecation on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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