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Mar 22, 2026

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

Funny quote about self-deprecating humor, comparing oneself to a plain burger and an everything bagel.

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This sounds like the perfect recipe for a wacky brunch! 🥯🍔😄

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