Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.” Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! π₯ππ Related funny posts π€ Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery. I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire. βFollow your heart,β as advice, is sort of like βabandon yourself to cognitive bias.β I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing. A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.