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13 Funny food joke quotes

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Don’t put words in my mouthβ€”that’s where the hot dogs go.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Posted onMar 25, 2026

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