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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyoneโ€™s on vacation, except for you.

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Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ–๏ธ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comparison, envy, except, humor, irony, know, leisure, media, need, social, social media, thing, vacation, work on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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