Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.” Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling seen by my barista. 😂☕️💁♂️ #StabilityPlease Related funny posts 🤝 They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista. I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall. My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot. Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.