People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll need to start issuing "Cool Media Club" membership cards 🎟️😎📺 Related funny posts 😂 I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket. Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to. If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam. Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times. There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.