Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.
  • Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.