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  • If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.
  • My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
  • Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
  • I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.
  • “Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.
  • Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.