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Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Going viral on Discord:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Live now on Reddit:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spotted on Snapchat:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Making waves on Threads:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I love when the universe delivers receipts.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Trending via X:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Witty comment about Twitter users boasting intelligence in their bios, playful and humorous.

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🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"

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57 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

65 shares on X this month:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

My lips could use some attention today.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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Spotted on WeChat:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Trending via LinkedIn:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Just shared via Threads:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Live now on Threads:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Spotted on Facebook:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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