People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of habitual liars! 🤥🤫 It’s almost as if they believe they’re starring in their own secret reality show – “The Real Fibbers of Too-Clever-ville” 🌟🎭 Just a friendly reminder to all the fibbers out there: honesty is the best policy! 💁‍♂️🚫🤥

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