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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!