Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! ššš„ Related funny posts š¤ My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. After an hour on this team meeting Iām not wanting to be a team player anymore. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.