Commentary:
Sounds like pizza crusts need a rebranding team! 😄🍕🥖
Funny food comparison quotes
Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.
Commentary:
Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉
Avocado is just green butter.
Commentary:
"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"
A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.
Commentary:
Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes
My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
Commentary:
Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals