Funny Quote About Mafia Life And Late Nights Humor

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"Sorry, I can't join the mafia, I need my beauty sleep! 💤 Plus, I hear their late night meetings are to die for! 😂🕴️💼 #SleepFirstCrimeLater"

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.