Commentary:
"Whenever I walk into a room, the urge to use birth control suddenly skyrockets! 🚫👶😆"
Funny birth control quotes
Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.
Commentary:
"Who needs a pill when you have the ultimate contraceptive right in front of you – their behavior! 🙅♂️😂 Let the man-child shenanigans reign as the ultimate birth control method!"
Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.
Commentary:
"Protecting your data… I mean, genes, with double the security! 🔒👶 #SafetyFirst #TechSavvyParents"
Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.
Commentary:
"Whoops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally walked into a parenting nightmare! 🙈 Maybe stick to using their charm to sell ice cream instead? 🍦😂"