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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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I’ve disappointed better people.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.