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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.