Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil. Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.