Commentary:
When life gives you concerts, turn heartbreak into a rock anthem! 🎸😂💔 In the end, enjoy the music! 🎶🙌
24 Funny park quotes
Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park.
Commentary:
I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other.
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”
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If that doesn't say we're living in a weird timeline, I don't know what does! 🦖😂🎬
I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! 😂♟️🧓🧓
I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.
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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭
The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
Commentary:
Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂
Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.
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Still waiting, but at least I don't have to worry about becoming a dinosaur snack! 🦖🐐😅
I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.
Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.
Commentary:
"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿"