Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! ππ¨π " Related funny posts π I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.” Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo. The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”