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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.