Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas. Commentary:"Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken. Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus. Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings. No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap. Eating wings is the opposite of flying.
