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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.