Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”