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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like this parent's apple-parently got the right idea 🍎😄 Talk about starting your own fruit-astic social club! Apple-y ever after, fruit-tful conversations await! 🍏📚 #AnAppleADayKeepsTheFrownsAway #FruitfulWhispers"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, after school, apple, home, humor, i, kid, kids, parenting, school, snack, whisper on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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