Commentary:
"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"
Funny swipe quotes
Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.
Commentary:
When he enters the room, even the paint dries faster! 🎨😴
In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
Commentary:
Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?
Commentary:
🍔🔥 "Introducing the Tinder for foodies – where finding your perfect dining match is just a swipe away! 📲💑 Who needs words when you can let the food do the talking? Bon appétit, and swipe responsibly!" 🍣🍕
I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.
Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"