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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.