Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive. Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre. Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it? Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.