Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.
  • Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.
  • A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
  • It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.
  • Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.
  • A bad relationship can ruin a good song.