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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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87 shares on Slack this month:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

100 shares on X this month:

Dissecting an alien and getting bitterly jealous at their crazy organs.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

96 shares on Slack this month:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Spotted on TikTok:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Making waves on Discord:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Trending via Telegram:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Just landed via Instagram:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Just shared via Snapchat:

Imagine being social on social media.

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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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