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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Commentary:
Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! 😅 Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! 😉 #LostInTranslation

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, care, English, humor, i, irony, language, left, me, poor, relationship on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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