Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge πΏπΊπ Related funny posts π€ Netflix needs to stop asking if Iβm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet. Netflix and chi…cken nuggets. If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Occupation: the ugly friend!