Show me another rule so I can break that one too. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥 Related funny posts 🤝 When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!” Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it. You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”. Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club. Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.