So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you've got the heart of a lion, but the size of a purse dog π¦π Related funny posts π€ I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money. Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. I could never give up my dog, he knows too much. I donβt have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse. If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.