Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.