Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes. Posted on1 day ago1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trading soles for skies! ✈️👟 #WanderlustLife Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout. I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive. Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.