Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trading soles for skies! βοΈπ #WanderlustLife Related funny posts π Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. I donβt like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid. My problem is I buy outfits I donβt have shoes for and shoes I donβt have outfits for. Listen to the birds, not the news. I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.