Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trading soles for skies! โ๏ธ๐ #WanderlustLife Related funny posts ๐ค Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. My problem is I buy outfits I donโt have shoes for and shoes I donโt have outfits for. I donโt like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid. I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isnโt coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.