Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSome people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.