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"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace"

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48 shares on Telegram this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

37 shares on Discord this month:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

48 shares on Discord this month:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Just landed via TikTok:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

Shared recently on Threads:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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