Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs counting sheep when you have endless scrolling? 💤📱 Just another night lost to the captivating abyss of cat videos and memes. #SleeplessInCyberspace" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.