Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you hit a home run straight into the Twilight Zone! πβΎπ½ Related funny posts π€ I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour. I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.