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Feb 3, 2026

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

Funny quote about skipping Dry January, humorously blaming broccoli for support during tough times.

Commentary:
Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦

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