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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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78 shares on YouTube this month:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

72 shares on Messenger this month:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

81 shares on Threads this month:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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Trending via Facebook:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Shared recently on X:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Spotted on Discord:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Spotted on Slack:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Breaking via X:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Making waves on Reddit:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Just shared via X:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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