Related Funny Quotes
- My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.
- When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.
- “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
- A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.
- Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.