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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

1 month ago

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

5 months ago

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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Making waves on TikTok:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

Spotted on Twitch:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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