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94 shares on Messenger this month:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

54 shares on X this month:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

52 shares on Discord this month:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

97 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Freshly posted on X:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

Spotted on Facebook:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

Live now on Telegram:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Making waves on Instagram:

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Just shared via Telegram:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Live now on Twitch:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Trending via X:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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