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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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I would prefer not to.

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Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

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I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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