Starting to think business is standing on me. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to figure out if I'm the CEO or just the office chair 🪑🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me. Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns. My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again. At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.