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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.