Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why ruin a perfectly good relationship with my couch? πποΈπΏ Related funny posts π€ A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, Iβd probably just spend it on more bacon. The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.