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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

69 shares on WeChat this month:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

22 shares on Discord this month:

If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

28 shares on Threads this month:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

59 shares on Discord this month:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

36 shares on Discord this month:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Just landed via Discord:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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