Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs fancy clothes when you can rock a potato sack with style? 🥔💃 If they can't appreciate your tater-chic vibes, then they're obviously not worth keeping around! #PotatoSackFashionista" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack. Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”