Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.