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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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The biggest difference between my toddler and me is that if I had poop on my butt, that’d be priority #1.

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Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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May you heal from that fanfic that never got updated.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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