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"Looks like Uncle Buck decided to bring a whole new meaning to 'pass the gravy, not the Glock' this Thanksgiving! 🦃🔫 Better keep the mashed potatoes handy for any potential food fights, just in case! 😅"

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

22 shares on Discord this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

My love language is being sent money.

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

My love language is being sent money.

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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