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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Talents: eating!

58 shares on Threads this month:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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Breaking via Telegram:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Spotted on Facebook:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Going bananas on Slack:

Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.

Just shared via Messenger:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Trending via Twitch:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Breaking via Discord:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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