Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.
  • A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.
  • The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.
  • An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.
  • No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
  • I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.