The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Even my imaginary friends are requesting a transfer ππΌπ Related funny posts π€ I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends. A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now. Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying βwe should see other peopleβ The only reason Iβd want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager. I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.