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Funny shoulder quotes

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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