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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
Funny shoulder quotes
The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.
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Even my imaginary friends are requesting a transfer 😂👼😈
There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.
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Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong
Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.
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Gotta keep those "IDK" delts in peak condition! 🤷♂️💪😅
Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.
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When your handbag is determined to audition for Cirque du Soleil! 🎪👜😂
I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.
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Sounds like you've got the chef aesthetic nailed down—at least your outfit didn't end up as rare as your steak! 🍷👨🍳🔥